it’s a beautiful day to give me money
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
Jenna Coleman at The Doctor Who World Tour - Seaon 8 Premiere in Cardiff (x)
When she’s about to suck you up and pauses for a minute to throw her hair in a ponytail…
- girl: so how big is yours?
- boy: 15.6 inches ;)
- girl: wow thats huge im so glad we went to that laptop sale
Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:
- Pubic hair
- Stretch marks
- Any other natural occurrence of the female form
You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
if the guy who got shot was white none of you would give a fuck tho
people who look like you and me don’t get targeted by the police, people who look like you and me don’t get shot in the street by the people who are paid to protect us, people who look like me and you shoot up schools and get called “misunderstood” by the mainstream media. that’s the point
I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.
dan and phil at vidcon 2014
our motherlands and mother seas
here’s what we believe, it’s simple
we don’t want to kill
Did you know that if you say Dorito three times in the bathroom mirror Chris Evans Will come out and touch your left boob