philsarms:

danisnotonfire amazingphil blissfully ironic (inspired by dan’s liveshow)

philsarms:

danisnotonfire amazingphil
blissfully ironic
(inspired by dan’s liveshow)

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amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

image

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

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bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

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misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

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worthyourweightinfanfiction:

armadillo:

REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME 

one time there was an unscheduled fire alarm and i just happened to have my bag on my shoulder when it went off so my teacher made me go back into what, to his knowledge, was a burning building so i could put my bag back

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420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

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kingthorin-oakenshield:

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 

So there.  Now I have figured it out. 

People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:

  • Tolkien
  • Peter Jackson
  • real geneticists
  • God
  • anyone

@khuzdinhkili

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asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: EGYPT

Perhaps the most ancient school still in operation, the Egyptian School for Young Sorcerers is a grand palace disguised to muggle eyes as an insurmountable sand dune that no one has ever had the audacity to climb. In the heart of the palace is a spacious courtyard with a kaleidoscope of blossoming flowers, meandering cats oblivious to their surroundings, and pools of glimmering aquamarine filled with a continual supply of water drawn through underground tunnels from the Nile for leisure use on days when the heat is unbearable. The school boasts a vast chamber of books and scrolls (a number of which were salvaged from the library of Alexandria), some dating as far back as the age of Hatshepsut. Students can often be found draped lazily over chairs and large cushions reading for hours on end. According to rumoured legend, there is a concealed room with hieroglyphics holding spells to prolonging life and communing with the gods, although its discovery remains nigh impossible as (unbeknownst to students) its location changes every day, and those who have had the luck of stumbling upon it by accident often find themselves with a sudden academic dilemma in great need of immediate resolution (although they never seem to remember what it was that sent them stumbling through their professor’s doors). 
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kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

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gotinterest:

ultrafacts:

simplyfascinating:

saxitlurg:

ultrafacts:

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I checked it on Google, THIS IS REAL. HOLY CRAP NO I CAN’T TAKE THIS. What do you mean, there will be no chocolate wtf. O.O GO PLANT MORE COCOA TREES NOW OHMYGOD.

It’s not just about cocoa trees, many farmers are refusing to work because they are being paid VERY low wages.

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD SUPPORT FAIR TRADE.

gotinterest:

ultrafacts:

simplyfascinating:

saxitlurg:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts (Source)

I checked it on Google, THIS IS REAL. HOLY CRAP NO I CAN’T TAKE THIS. What do you mean, there will be no chocolate wtf. O.O GO PLANT MORE COCOA TREES NOW OHMYGOD.

It’s not just about cocoa trees, many farmers are refusing to work because they are being paid VERY low wages.

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD SUPPORT FAIR TRADE.

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zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully


An angel, honestly.

zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

An angel, honestly.

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happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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